10: It's not what you think. Okay, scratch that, it is what you think.

9: Oh, good! We needed a fourth for bridge....

8: Papa, I forgot to tell you to bring me something back from England.

7: Conspiracy? Good God, Valjean, you really are paranoid, aren't you?

6: Guess what, Valjean? They're coming with us!

5: Oh, like I never caught you doing anything wrong....

4: Sir, I'm here to return your daughter.

3: I'm sorry, you have the wrong room. (slam)

2: What's what?

and the number one possible first lines for Chapter Four of Calais:

1: Surprise! (sings) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....