Okay, kiddies, time for the absolute definitive so-you-think-you-know-everything-there-is-to-know-about-Les-Misérables quiz! This was taken from an actual textbook edition of the work, and all questions are exactly (except for a couple of really lame typos) as printed. The answers are also those provided even though some of them are damn stupid. And then there are the write-in answers. You will find these in italics after the questions. If you choose to take the exam, do not select the italicized answers* or you will fail and have to repeat the semester. However, extra credit will be issued to those who make up their own. So, get your number two pencils all sharpened, and when you're ready, turn the page over and... begin!

BOOK 1: FANTINE

Chapters 1-4

FINDING THE MAIN IDEA

1. Which of the following behaviors did the Bishop demonstrate? a) gave money to the needy
b) was not attached to material things
c) respected all living things
d) all of these

writing letters to Jody Foster

REMEMBERING DETAILS

2. Jean Valjean stole a loaf of bread because:a) he became a hardened criminal
b) he needed to eat
c) the baker was stingy
d) his sister's family had no food

the other kids dared him to
3. Jean Valjean had money when he arrived at Digne because:a) he had earned it
b) he had robbed some people
c) he had hidden it away
d) the bishop gave it to him

he'd just visited the ATM
4. One of the special traits that Jean Valjean had was that he: a) slept lightly
b) was kind
c) was strong
d) was calm

knew all the words to "Copacabana"
5. Fantine had to leave Cosette with the Thénardiers because: a) she was going to find work
b) she had no money
c) she liked the Thénardiers
d) she didn't want her any more

it was either her or the luggage, they couldn't both fit in the trunk

DRAWING CONCLUSIONS

6. Jean Valjean concluded that "life was a war and that he was defeated." This feeling shows the way he: a) thought about his sister
b) tried to escape
c) acted at the bishop's
d) practiced exercises

anticipated the "Soliloquy" lyrics

USING YOUR REASON

7. Jean Valjean was sentenced to five years on the chain gang. However, he served nineteen years because: a) they found additional evidence
b) Javert caught him
c) he refused to eat
d) he tried to escape

he lost track of the time
8. Fantine did not take the affair with Tholomyès as lightly as the other girls because: a) she was not a bourgeoise
b) she loved him
c) she was a bourgeoise
d) she did not like surprises

he'd charged up all her credit cards
9. Fantine's leaving her child with the Thénardiers was good luck for them. The benefits they enjoyed included: a) that she sang like a lark
b) that the girls got to have another playmate
c) that she did work for them.
d) all of these

they now qualified for group rates at amusement parks

THINKING IT OVER

10. Victor Hugo makes a distinction between anger and outrage. He says: "a person does not feel outraged unless, in some way, he is fundamentally right." Find evidence from the text to illustrate why Jean Valjean might have felt outraged and not just angry

"That's it? I just die at the end? I don't even get to kiss the leading lady? What the heck kind of deal is this??"

Chapters 5-8

FINDING THE MAIN IDEA

1. The reader suspects, then knows, that Monsieur Madeleine is Jean Valjean. Some clues that the author gives include: a) Jean Valjean had had experience with glass beads
b) M. Madeleine mourned the bishop's death
c) Javert was in the town
d) M. Madeleine saved Fantine's life

the mailing label on the solicitation letters from the Toulon University Alumni Association

REMEMBERING DETAILS

2. The stranger had arrived in Montreuil-sur-mer and dramatically improved the economy in the town by: a) building new houses
b) becoming the mayor
c) inventing new techniques for making beads
d) giving money to the workers

buying fifty scratch-off lottery tickets at a time
3. M. Madeleine was able to save Father Fauchelevent because: a) Javert got a jack
b) he knew about wagon construction
c) he was clever
d) he was strong

there was no kryptonite in the wagon
4. M. Madeleine saved Fantine from Javert because: a) she had worked for him
b) she needed help
c) Javert was cruel
d) all of these

"Hey! I'm not cruel, I'm just doing my job!"
5. Javert wrote to the Prefecture of Police in Paris in order to: a) resign his post
b) condemn M. Madeleine as a criminal
c) complain about M. Madeleine
d) none of these

get his autograph
6. During the time that M. Madeleine was away at Arras, something happened. a) Fantine died
b) Cosette disappeared
c) Javert resigned
d) His hair turned white

they played that damn running squirrels commercial again

DRAWING CONCLUSIONS

7. When Jean Valjean heard of Champmathieu's arrest, he knew that "all he had to do was leave things alone." In other words, he could: a) let Champmathieu get convicted
b) stay at Digne
c) forget Fantine
d) let Javert find him

slack off

USING YOUR REASON

8. Sister Simplice lied to protect M. Madeleine. Her motivation could have been that: a) she did not like Javert
b) she worried about what would happen to Fantine
c) she thought M. Madeleine was a good man
d) she was not subject to the laws of the police

it would really tick off Javert when he found out about it later
9. The judge and the prosecuting attorney did not arrest Jean Valjeanon the spot probably because: a) he had confessed
b) they believed that Champmathieu was guilty
c) they knew and respected M. Madeleine
d) they couldn't arrest two people for the same crime

the forms take weeks to fill out

THINKING IT OVER

10. Jean Valjean whispered to Fantine as she died. What might he have said to her? Find some evidence from the text to support your conclusion.

"I get more screen time than you do, neener neener neener..."

BOOK 2: COSETTE

Chapters 1-2

FINDING THE MAIN IDEA

1. The reader knows that Jean Valjean left town before he was captured, and that Boulatruelle did see something strange. From these events, we can conclude that Jean Valjean: a) was recaptured right away
b) did not outwit Javert
c) joined the navy
d) buried some money

Boulatruelle was hitting the ol' bottle again
2. M. Thénardier asked for Jean Valjean's passport probably so: a) he could explain to Fantine
b) he would be able to locate Jean Valjean
c) he could visit Cosette
d) he could write to Cosette

he could laugh at the goofy picture

REMEMBERING DETAILS

3. One reason for concluding that the sailor on the ship was Jean Valjean, even before reading the newspaper report, is that: a) the sailor had white hair
b) the sailor was very strong
c) the sailor was a convict
d) any of these

he kept flexing his biceps and yelling "Who da man? Who da man?"
4. Which of these was not a way Thénardier thought of Cosette? a) useful
b) hard-working
c) ugly
d) deserving

furniture
5. Cosette was terrified to go for water, probably because: a) she was afraid of the dark
b) it was too hard to do
c) it was too far to go
d) she had no warm clothes

of the moat monster
6. Thénardier spent a long time making out Jean Valjean's bill so that: a) he could be sure the math was right
b) he could be creative in the items he included
c) he could figure out how to overcharge
d) he would be sure not to forget anything

the total would come out to 666 francs

DRAWING CONCLUSIONS

7. The author says, "There are instincts that operate in all crises of life," to explain why: a) the Thénardiers could not help disliking Cosette
b) Cosette hid under the table
c) Jean Valjean knew where to find Cosette
d) Cosette was not afraid of Jean Valjean

the reader is able to ignore plot holes big enough to drive Fauchelevant's wagon through

USING YOUR REASON

8. The reason Jean Valjean bought Cosette the large pink doll was probably that: a) it was Christmas
b) she had admired it
c) she could have a friend
d) she would not need to play with Eponine and Azelma's doll

all the Pokémon toys were taken (well, it is Christmas Eve!)
9. Jean Valjean bought Cosette clothes that were all black out of consideration for: a) leaving the Thénardiers
b) her mother's death
c) Jean Valjean's age
d) her escape

her dabbling in the goth movement

THINKING IT OVER

10. Jean Valjean tried several times to prevent Cosette from being abused. Describe the actions he took during the evening he spent at the tavern. Then summarize the effect that these actions had on Cosette and Mme. Thénardier.

He called Child Protective Services
11. Cosette was very useful to the Thénardiers. Why do you think M. Thénardier agreed to sell her? Find some evidence from the book to support your opinion.

Because he saw how much Cosettes were going for on EBay.

Chapters 3-5

FINDING THE MAIN IDEA

1. Jean Valjean's and Cosette's arrival at a convent was very fortunate because: a) the police would not search a convent
b) Cosette could attend school
c) Fauchelevent was gardener there
d) there would be work for Jean Valjean. e) all of these

if she'd been enrolled in a seminary it would have been very embarrassing

REMEMBERING DETAILS

2. The old Gorbeau house can best be described as: a) cozy
b) decrepit
c) convenient
d) well-kept

a tax write-off
3. Jean Valjean and Cosette spent their time at the Gorbeau house with Jean Valjean: a) teaching Cosette to read
b) telling Cosette about her mother
c)teaching Cosette to pray
d)all of these

teaching her the diamond system of billiards
4. Javert was disguised as: a) a gardener
b) a school teacher
c) a beggar
d) a priest

a pirate
5. Jean Valjean and Cosette leave the Gorbeau house after dark after: a) they see Javert on the street
b) they cannot pay the rent
c) they hear someone listening at the door
d) they walk in the park

they trashed the room
6. Fauchelevent was involved with Jean Valjean's life earlier when: a) Jean Valjean was mayor of Montreuil
b) Jean Valjean saved his life
c) Jean Valjean was M. Medeleine
d) all of these

Fauchelevant got Valjean a good deal on some life insurance

DRAWING CONCLUSIONS

7. Fauchelevent calles Jean Valjean "ungrateful" because Jean Valjean: a) forgets the people whose lives he saves
b) does not believe that Fauchelevent will help him
c) does not care for Cosette
d) forgot about the Bishop

wouldn't even take a bite of the "turkey surprise" Fauchelevant had whipped up for him

USING YOUR REASON

8. Javert's presence can probably be attributed to: a) good police work
b) coincidence
c) Sister Simplice's confession
d) none of these

a very dull social life
9. The prioress agrees to let Jean Valjean and Cosette stay at the convent perhaps because: a) she owes Fauchelevent a favor
b) she needs more students at the convent
c) she is innocent
d) she likes Jean Valjean

they'll be sure to help the convent win the talent show this year

IDENTIFYING THE MOOD

10. As Jean Valjean and Cosette flee through the streets, the reader probably feels: a) anxious about how they will escape
b) confident that Javert will catch them
c) amused at the chase
d) afraid Cosette will give them away
e) all of these

that this would be a lot more exciting if it were a car chase!

THINKING IT OVER

11. Cosette never had any experience in loving someone and being loved back. Victor Hugo says that Cosette "didn't lack the ability, only the opportunity." How is Jean Valjean like or unlike Cosette in the way? Find examples from the story to support your response.

They make the same annoying lip-smacking sounds in their sleep.

BOOK 3: MARIUS

Chapters 1-5

FINDING THE MAIN IDEA

1. Marius's father's last instructions were for Marius to return the service to Thénardier, who: a) ran a tavern at Montfermeil
b) saved his life at Waterloo
c) was sergeant in the army
d) all of these

had gotten him a copy of the answer key

REMEMBERING DETAILS

2. M. Gillenormand had very clear political beliefs. He could best be described as: a) loyal to the king, religious, republican
b) revolutionary, wealthy, fashionable
c) fashionable, anti-republican, royalist

stark raving republican
3. The emperor who named Pontmercy colonel, baron, and officer of the Legion of Honor was: a) Napoleon
b) Bourbon
c) Louis XIV
d) none of these

Emperor Norton
4. Marius lived with his grandfather instead of his father because: a) his father died at Waterloo
b) his mother died leaving custody to her father
c) his grandfather threatened to disown him
d) his aunt wanted him

he didn't want to have to make new friends at a different school
5. Marius refused to take the money from his grandfather and aunt because: a) he had a lot of money of his own
b) he borrowed from hs friends
c) he wanted to live economically
d) he was too proud to accept it

for some reason they were offering him pesos
6. M. Mabeuf and Marius became friends after they met at: a) the Luxembourg
b) the church of Saint-Sulpice
c) the bookstore
d) the Café Musain

a monster truck rally

DRAWING CONCLUSIONS

7. Marius was admitted to the bar; in other words, he: a) could now become a revolutionary
b) exercised regularly
c) became a legitimate publisher
d) was allowed to practice law

drank like a fish

USING YOUR REASON

8. Marius changed his mind about his father after he talked to: a) his stepmother
b) his aunt
c) M. Madeleine
d) M. Mabeuf

Ann Landers
9. Marius probably chose to call himself Baron Pontmercy out of respect for the wishes of: a) his aunt
b) his grandfather
c) his father
d) Napoleon

the Red Baron

THINKING IT OVER

10. Marius's political were like those of many students of the time. Rereading the chapters as necessary, as well as the historical background for the novel, list some important parts of Marius's beliefs. Contrast them to those of this grandfather.

"We gotta fight... for the right... to paaaaar-taaaay..."

Chapters 6-8

FINDING THE MAIN IDEA

1. Marius made a blunder in following Jean Valjean and Cosette home because it made Jean Valjean: a) suspicious
b) angry
c) amused
d) all of these

ambush him in the parking lot
2. When Marius heard Jondrette tell that his name was really Thénardier, he felt: a) thunderstruck
b) astounded
c) unnerved
d) all of these

that Hugo was really pushing his luck

REMEMBERING DETAILS

3. When Marius returned to the Luxembourg after a six month absence, the girl had: a) moved away
b) grown up
c) become ill
d) fallen in love

died of exposure waiting for him
4. Marius began to wear his best clothes when: a) was on his way to work
b) had his other suit cleaned
c) went to the Luxembourg
d) went to his father's grave

he really really had to do the laundry
5. The Patron-Minette were: a) a group of thugs
b) a group of revolutionaries
c) young students
d) young boys who lived in the streets

the newest singing sensation
6. Victor Hugo uses a number of adjective to describe Jondrette's room at the Gorbeau house, including: a) filthy, smelly, uncomfortable
b) filthy, smelly, unfurnished
c) smelly, gloomy, cozy
d) smelly, filthy, gloomy

smelly, smelly, smelly. Oh, and smelly
7. Marius frightened Jondrette by using: a) Javert's pistols
b) the door bell
c) Eponine's handwriting
d) a whistle

a Powerpoint presentation

DRAWING CONCLUSIONS

8. Thénardier called Jean Valjean the "cause of all my misfortunes." He particularly meant that Jean Valjean: a) took Cosette away
b) only gave his family clothes
c) was the mayor
d) turned him in to Javert

told him to invest heavily in the dot-com market

USING YOUR REASON

9. Unknowingly, Marius committed the biggest blunder of all. That was: a) telling Javert about Jondrette's plan
b) going to the Luxembourg
c) keeping the pistols
d) asking Eponine to help him

turning down the lead in Great Expectations in order to take this gig
10. Jean Valjean and Cosette come to the Jondrettes' room to: a) bring them warm clothes
b) clean their room
c) give them money
d) to befriend them

drop off a couple of Watchtowers

THINKING IT OVER

11. In these chapters, Marius sees his beloved again. Then he hears Jondrette threaten to harm her and her father. Then he hears Jondrette tell his real name. Describe the emotions Marius probably feels as these actions unfold, and explain why his feelings change.

"Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn!"
12. When Eponine offers to be useful to Marius, he asks her to do something for him. What is it? Do you think she will be successful? Cite evidence from the story to support your responses.

shoot De Gaulle

BOOK 4: SAINT-DENIS

Chapters 1-5

FINDING THE MAIN IDEA

1. Marius moved from the Gorbeau house very quickly. The reason was probably that he felt: a) sad to have missed Cosette
b) torn in his feelings about Thénardier
c) confused about his political beliefs

a disturbance in the Force
2. The house on the Rue Plumet was perfect for Jean Valjean and perfect for Marius to rendezvous with Cosette because: a) it looked deserted
b) there were no neighbors
c) it was designed for secret entry.
d) all of these

they both could find it

REMEMBERING DETAILS

3. Javert made his arrests at the Gorbeau house, and the villains were sent to prison. However, by the end of these chapters: a) everyone has been freed or has escaped
b) all the women are still in prison
c) all the men have escaped

they have formed a support group
4. When Marius left the Gorbeau house, he went to live: a) at the Field of the Lark
b) with Courfeyrac
c) in the Latin Quarter
d) none of these

in a shoebox at the bottom of the lake
5. Marius got the money for Thénardier each month by: a) working at the publishing house
b) borrowing from Laigle
c) using the money from his aunt
d) borrowing from Courfeyrac

stealing purses from little old ladies
6. The person who appeared to help Father Mabeuf was: a) Eponine
b) Madame Jondrette
c) Cosette
d) Azelma

Rufus

DRAWING CONCLUSIONS

7. Jean Valjean had a box Cosette called "the inseparable" because: a) it was impossible for her to open it
b) it was never out of Jean Valjean's sight
c) he always took it with him when they moved.
d) none of these

that's what it was called

USING YOUR REASON

8. For Marius to have borrowed money is important because: a) he could not pay it back
b) he had never borrowed money before
c) his father asked him to do it.
d) all of these

his creditors would break his knees if he didn't pay it back
9. While Jean Valjeanwas away: a) Marius came to the garden
b) Cosette ran away
c) Javert came to the house
d) none of these

he received a letter from Ed McMahon notifying him that he may have one a million dollars

IDENTIFYING THE MOOD

10. Which word best describes Marius's attitude towards Jean Valjean? a) unaware
b) disliking
c) warm
d) respectful

supercalifragilisticexpialedocious

THINKING IT OVER

11. Eponine continues to be important in this story. She makes things happen. Trace Eponine's involvement with Marius's affairs from the time she comes to his room at the Gorbeau house to the time he sees Cosette again. How would you sum up Eponine's role?

Postal Service
12. When Marius falls in love with Cosette, she lives at the Rue de l'Ouest. Although Marius does not know where she has moved, the reader does. Tell where the new house is, why it is so appropriate for Jean Valjean's purpose, and how Marius comes to find it.

The Bronx, and it's convenient for his commute to the Broadway theatre where he has his job.

Chapters 6-9

FINDING THE MAIN IDEA

1. Marius had one way to be able to stay with Cosette. That was to: a) ask Jean Valjean for permission to marry Cosette
b) ask his grandfather's permission to marry Cosette
c) ask Courfeyrac for more money
d) none of these

grab her ankle and never let go again

REMEMBERING DETAILS

2. Marius went to the garden after ten o'clock because: a) Toussaint would be asleep
b) Cosette's "father" would be asleep
c) Marius had to work until then
d) all of these

if he went out any later he would be turned into a pumpkin
3. One evening Marius met someone he knew on the way to see Cosette. That person was: a) Jondrette
b) M. Mabeuf
c) Courfeyrac
d) Eponine

the Ghost of Christmas Past
4. Eponine sat by the gate at the Rue Plumet in order to: a) meet Marius
b) meet Cosette
c) meet her sister
d) meet her father

hang out
5. The six men came to the house on the Rue Plumet in order to: a) meet Eponine
b) see the house
c) rob the house
d) rob Marius

interest Jean Valjean in a time-sharing resort
6. When Marius's grandfather thought about not seeing him again: a) the thought cheered him
b) the thought chilled him
c) the thought amused him
d) the thought annoyed him

he said, "Now, which one was Marius again?"

DRAWING CONCLUSIONS

7. Eponine told her father, "You come near, I'll bark. I told you I'm the dog." She was trying to: a) make him laugh
b) make him leave the house to her
c) protect Marius and Cosette
d) practice her ventriloquism

explain her role in Old Yeller
8. When Marius said, "He is not a man who changes his habits," he meant: a) his father
b) M. Mabeuf
c) M. Gillenormand
d) Jean Valjean

the creepy old monk who lived in the attic

USING YOUR REASON

9. When Marius saw Eponine, she was awkward, probably because: a) her father was going to rob the house
b) she was embarrassed to have Marius see her
c) Marius didn't speak to her
d) none of these

she had forgotten her name
10. The grandfather disapproved of Marius marrying Cosette because: a) she had no money
b) the courtship was not according to custom
c) Marius did not know the father
d) all of these reasons

Victor Hugo told him to

IDENTIFYING THE MOOD

11. How would you describe the mood of the masses on the day of the General's funeral? a) joyful
b) agitated
c) frightened
d) depressed

partly cloudy with a chance of rain

THINKING IT OVER

12. Marius and his grandfather do not understand each other. Describe how the grandfather feels toward Marius. Then contrast this with how Marius feels toward the old man. Use evidence from the text.

They feel pretty, oh so pretty...
13. Jean Valjeandecided to move from the Rue Plumet after some strange things happened in the garden. What strange things "put him on alert," and why? Why was he afraid?

Lawn gnomes started mysteriously appearing in the garden.
14. The author says that "Paris was ready for a revolt," and the spark was the funeral of General Lamarque. What was it about the General that made his funeral touch off the revolts? Who are the four people who join the march in the last chapter of this group?

Dancer, Prancer, Donner and Blitzen

Chapters 10-13

FINDING THE MAIN IDEA

1. Eponine finally asked for her reward for helping Marius. It was: a) a kiss on the forehead
b) thirty francs
c) a promise to help her brother
d) all of these

to be a real boy
2. Jean Valjean and Cosette have their first conflict over: a) what to take to England
b) moving away from the Rue Plumet
c) whether or not to bring Toussaint
d) Cosette's love for Marius

what dress she should wear to the prom

REMEMBERING DETAILS

3. Chowder and Souffle were: a) dishes served at the Corinth
b) dishes M. Hucheloup invented
c) M. Hucheloup's daughters
d) waitresses at the Corinth

two comical characters slated to appear in the Disney version
4. The leader of the group marching through the streets was: a) Marius
b) Grantaire
c) Courfeyrac
d) Enjolras

Mr. T
5. The barricade was made of: a) rubble
b) paving stones
c) vats
d) a wagon
e) all of these

cardboard
6. The man who had joined the group at Rue des Billettes was: a) M. Mabeuf
b) Inspector Javert
c) M. Gillenormand
d) Eponine

Cameron Mackintosh
7. The voice the men heard singing was that of: a) Jean Valjean
b) Mabeuf
c) Gavroche
d) Eponine

Colm Wilkinson
8. When the flag fell, the man who put it back up was: a) Jean Valjean
b) Marius
c) Enjolras
d) Mabeuf

Pierre, of Central Paris Flag Removal and Repairs
9. The person who stopped the bullet intended for Marius was: a) Eponine
b) Gavroche
c) Jean Valjean
d) Javert

Obi-Wan Kenobi

DRAWING CONCLUSIONS

10. Marius thought that the voice that called him to the barricade was the "voice of destiny," meaning he was fated to: a) die at the barricade
b) meet Eponine
c) find Cosette's father
d) record the events legally

recall to mind the line from Babe: "Pig of destiny!"
11. Marius was called the "savior" of the barricade because he repelled the soldiers when he threatened to: a) kill himself if the soldiers fired
b) blow up the barricade
c) kill Javert
d) none of these

start singing again

USING YOUR REASON

12. The advantage of two barricades was that: a) there could be an escape
b) that would fool the soldiers
c) they could surround the Corinth
d) none of these

two barricades are better than one
13. Marius sent Gavroche to take the letter to Cosette in order to: a) save Cosette
b) save Father Mabeuf
c) save Enjolras
d) save Gavroche

advance the plot

THINKING IT OVER

14. The author tells everything Eponine did to help Marius. Review these actions, and state what you believe her motivation was. Judge Marius's treatment of Eponine. Was it appropriate? Find details from the text to support your opinion.

There's nothing he could be prosecuted for!
15. At the end of these chapters, Jean Valjean goes to the barricade with a loaded gun. Do you think he will kill Marius? Recall that when Jean Valjean discovered Cosette had written to Marius he was horribly shaken. Consider what Cosette means to him.

Think, or hope?

BOOK 5: JEAN VALJEAN

Chapters 1-3

FINDING THE MAIN IDEA

1. Just as he let Javert go, Jean Valjean told him: a) they would meet again
b) where he lived
c) he forgave him
d) he would kill him the next time they met

that he thought he was a snazzy dresser
2. Jean Valjean decided to save Marius rather than let him die, probably because: a) he had come to respect Marius
b) he knew Cosette loved him
c) he is incapable of letting someone die
d) all of these reasons

he had to; it was in his contract
3. Javert ended his life by: a) jumping off the train
b) jumping out of the carriage
c) jumping into the river
d) going back to the barricade

reading Cosette

REMEMBERING DETAILS

4. At the barricade in the Rue de la Chanvrerie, there were people numbering: a) more than one hundred
b) more than three thousand
c) less than twenty
d) less than forty

fewer once they all got shot
5. The soldiers in the Rue Saint-Denis numbered: a) in the hundreds
b) in the thousands
c) about two hundred
d) only five

can't tell, it was shirts vs. skins
6. The man who went to get the mattress to protect against the grapeshot was: a) Gavroche
b) Jean Valjean
c) Combeferre
d) Courfeyrac

Mr. Sealy
7. Gavroche left the barricade to: a) get the mattress
b) steal food for the men
c) get cartridges from the dead soldiers
d) take uniforms from the dead soldiers

pick up the pizza Grantaire had ordered
8. Jean Valjean took the injured Marius away. They went: a) into the small barricade
b) to Marius's grandfather's house
c) into the sewers
d) into the rivers

to a neat little cafe that Valjean knew of

DRAWING CONCLUSIONS

9. When Jean Valjean returns to the barricade after taking Javert away, he says, "Done." By that, he means for the men to think: a) he has released the man
b) he has killed the man
c) he has turned the man over to the soldiers
d) his job at the barricade is finished

it's time to take the roast out of the oven
10. The author says that Javert was "tormented." His torment was due to: a) his situation
b) his health
c) his age
d) his friends

his hat

USING YOUR REASON

11. The tall man in the buttoned-up coat who was tracking the man who disappeared was probably: a) Thénardier
b) Gillenormand
c) Gavroche
d) Javert

Abraham Lincoln
12. The five men left the barricade because they: a) had families to care for
b) had no money to give to the cause
c) were afraid to stay
d) did not want to die

were a basketball team caught there by mistake
13. Jondrette knew that Javert was waiting for him outside the sewer, so he let Jean Valjean go out to be caught. a) true
b) false
c) there is no way to know from the story

he had read ahead in the script

IDENTIFYING THE MOOD

14. When Enjolras returned to the barricade after looking around, the mood in the barricade became: a) frightened
b) resentful
c) determined
d) amused

annoyed that he hadn't brought back any presents for them

THINKING IT OVER

15. When Enjolras does a reconnaissance and reports that the men at the barricade are abandoned, a voice cries out: "Let's show them that, even if the people abandon the republicans, the republicans do not abandon the people." Who are the republicans, and who are the people? Why might the people have abandoned the republicans?

Two words: hanging chad.
16. Gavroche taunted the soldiers who fired at him. Do you think he believed he could survive, or do you think he knew he would die? Study the actions of Gavroche, and choose three adjectives to describe him.

Gavroche believed he could fly... he believed he could touch the sky.
17. Why did Javert let Jean Valjean go? Recall the interactions between the two men in these chapters, and form a supported response. Then consider Javert's personality and decide whether, having let Valjean go, Javert had any choice about his fate.

He felt like it.

Chapters 4-8

FINDING THE MAIN IDEA

1. Marius made his grandfather very happy by: a) calling him "father"
b) bringing Cosette to live in the house
c) being married at the house
d) all of these

buying him a pet gerbil
2. Cosette agreed to receive her "father" in the ground floor room because she: a) respected his wishes
b) was ashamed of him
c) knew Marius did not want him in the house
d) none of these

had a thing about basements

REMEMBERING DETAILS

3. M. Gillenormand made some inquiries while Marius was recovering. The inquiries were about: a) Jean Valjean
b) Cosette
c) Théodule
d) the students at the barricade

if his contract was up yet
4. Jean Valjean gave the money to Cosette so that: a) Marius would marry her
b) the grandfather would accept her
c) she could have everything she wanted
d) she would not come to the marriage with nothing

she could attract a better fiance
5. The money had come from: a) the jet glass business
b) robbing Lafitte's
c) selling the bishop's silver
d) Fantine's work

gambling at the greyhound track
6. Marius continued to try to find: a) the man who had saved his life
b) the man who had saved his father's life
c) both of these people
d) neither of these people

the six-fingered man

DRAWING CONCLUSIONS

7. The "inseparable" turned out to be: a) the candlesticks
b) Cosette's pink doll
c) Cosette's clothes
d) Thénardier's coat

a small bottle of Super Glue
8. M. Gillenormand gave Cosette away because: a) Jean Valjean had hurt his arm
b) Jean Valjean had told Marius the truth
c) Jean Valjean asked him to
d) none of these

he couldn't sell her
9. Marius found out the truth about who saved him through: a) Eponine
b) Thénardier
c) Basque
d) a letter from Javert

Cleo on the Psychic Friends Network

USING YOUR REASON

10. Jean Valjean pretended to hurt his hand so that: a) he didn't have to sign his name
b) he didn't have to give Cosette away
c) he did not have to have his prints taken

he wouldn't have to do that stupid Chicken Dance at the reception
11. Jean Valjean left the wedding dinner because: a) his hand was too painful
b) he was not hungry
c) it was too painful for him to see Cosette with Marius
d) he had to go home to get the dowry money

he didn't want to miss the finale of Survivor
12. Jean Valjean asked to see Cosette every day because: a) he loved her
b) he wanted to protect her
c) he brought her money
d) he knew she needed to see him

the court-ordered visitations required it
13. Jean Valjean stopped coming to see Cosette because: a) he knew she was too busy
b) he knew Marius didn't want him there
c) he knew his visits made her unhappy
d) the visits made him too unhappy

it conflicted with his bingo night

THINKING IT OVER

14. Why do you think Jean Valjean told Marius the truth about who he was? And why did he not tell Marius who had saved him? Consider whether any other action would have been consistent with the personality and motivations of Jean Valjean. If so, what might it have been?

Because he's a masochist, and should seek treatment.
15. Think carefully about Jean Valjean's decision not to live with Cosette and Marius. What were his reasons? Do you think he was happy with his decision? Do you think he should have made a different decision? Form your response, considering the personalities and motivations of the three people.

Reply hazy. Try again later.
16. Victor Hugo wrote about Cosette and Marius's marriage: "It is terrible to be happy! How all-sufficient it is! Being in possession of the false aim of life, happiness, we forget the true aim: duty!" Do you agree that happiness is the false aim of life? Do you agree that duty is the real aim? Do you think Cosette and Marius renounced their duty to Jean Valjean? Do you think Jean Valjean thought so?

That's a definitive Maybe.
17. Do you think that Jean Valjean died a happy man? Support your response with details about that character's personality, actions, and words.

Not with Marius drooling all over his daughter!


Rrrrrriing! Time's up! Pencils down, papers over! Anyone caught writing after the buzzer gets a zero! Okay, exchange papers and grade your neighbor's test. Turn them in when you're finished. When everyone's done, we're going out to the playground early so those snotty fifth graders don't hog all the swings. Ready? Fine, let's go out and play...

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*credit/blame where it's due: the original concept, and 99% of the fake answers in sections four and five are Lindsay Addison's fault; the answers in sections one, two, and three are entirely Arlene's doing, and she takes full responsibility for them. Unless they're not funny. Then they're someone else's fault.

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